*///A///*;
•So when can we hold hands
•Mmmmm sexy girl
•I got scared and went home
•Parpy
•MARINA
•LANA
•JOHN KRASINSKI
•MICHAEL SCOTT
•RYAN GOSLING
let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me
(Source: lilbfan, via euronsworldofawesome)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
*cops knock on door* “open up the door we smell marijuana” WHOEVER SMELT IT DEALT IT i scream at the door. *long pause* *police apologize* *muffled sound of handcuffs clicking outside*
(via euronsworldofawesome)
So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about you using that kind of language” and one of the guys snaps back and said “Idk maybe if your people didn’t shoot him I would know”
OOP
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what th efuck
watch this please you will not regret it
(Source: kisu-no-hi, via noeliru)
